As the resident chonk, "Hambone" never settles to throw his weight around. He plays endless games of tug-of-war before retiring to his cool bathroom tiles. He wakes up early to play with the kids at the bus stop and saves his energy for countless battles with the dreaded vacuum.

The OSG ("Olivia Sweet Gur") will choose a good pillow to lean on over a gourmet meal. She's a sweetheart whose only weakness is a ringing doorbell. She keeps her brother in check even though she's half the size (and three years wiser).